many moons ago karol and i sat down to discuss the reviews we would write here at billiardsburg. we decided, quite smartly, that the reviews should be incendiery so as to be engaging, and so the locals would rise up to defend their joint. we knew far in advance to the launch of this site that we could never spend enough time at each bar and could not capture anything beyond the general table condition, so we decided to rely on user content.
 
however, it seems a few of our visitors managed to miss the point completely. i imagine them to be the type so full of rage in their general life that they are the ones who start those WEIRD fights at those WEIRD bars. they are also the WEIRDOS who use "homo" or other inappropriate terms to demean people. we don't care for those types here.
 
please -- settle down kids. don't take things too seriously. sit back and ruminate for five minutes and realize that a poorly-written review on a third-rate website should not make you so angry and offensive.
 
just have fun. thanks.